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"Jen, I have every single coupon that Bath and Body Works has." 

Sylvia Plath (via incorrectsylviaplathquotes)


Oct 8th at 3AM / via: crazymime / op: itsgeekyinhere / 169,751 notes

carry-on-my-otp:

gaminginyourunderwear:

yaoiornah:

itsgeekyinhere:

Doing the do with you know who

The greatest mystery of all time solved…What Neville forget to remember in that scene.

All of this is important.

Dudley grew to be fiiiine


Oct 8th at 2AM / via: nipplefreckle / op: joltick / 172,287 notes
nipplefreckle:

louloveshazzaandhisdimples:

celeryludenberg:

celeryludenberg:

Wow, would you look at that.  It’s a family watching a nice movie.  Nothing weird about that, right?
Wrong.
The Williamson family wanted to take a picture of themselves enjoying their new TV.  Turned out this photo of them would be the last one ever taken.  The entire family was found dead the next morning.  Don’t believe me?  Look in the upper-left corner of the photo.  Do you see it?  That’s the thing that murdered the Williamson family.
It tore off the skin of each of its victims and left a trumpet in their hands.  When their bodies were found by the police the next morning, the words “doot doot” were found scrawled in blood on the TV and all over the walls.
Tonight this menace will come for you too unless you reblog this within the next ten minutes. 
THIS IS NOT FAKE!!!  Reblog this.  Stay safe.  And if you hear a faint “doot doot”, there’s no point in running.   Because there’s nothing you can do to escape it.

no don’t you dare bring this back i swear to god

doot doot

drafting new soldiers for THE SKELETON WAR

nipplefreckle:

louloveshazzaandhisdimples:

celeryludenberg:

celeryludenberg:

Wow, would you look at that.  It’s a family watching a nice movie.  Nothing weird about that, right?

Wrong.

The Williamson family wanted to take a picture of themselves enjoying their new TV.  Turned out this photo of them would be the last one ever taken.  The entire family was found dead the next morning.  Don’t believe me?  Look in the upper-left corner of the photo.  Do you see it?  That’s the thing that murdered the Williamson family.

It tore off the skin of each of its victims and left a trumpet in their hands.  When their bodies were found by the police the next morning, the words “doot doot” were found scrawled in blood on the TV and all over the walls.

Tonight this menace will come for you too unless you reblog this within the next ten minutes. 

THIS IS NOT FAKE!!!  Reblog this.  Stay safe.  And if you hear a faint “doot doot”, there’s no point in running.   Because there’s nothing you can do to escape it.

no don’t you dare bring this back i swear to god

doot doot

drafting new soldiers for THE SKELETON WAR

(Source: joltick)


Oct 3rd at 12AM / via: beaconchills / op: landmarklabs / 7,109 notes

Abbi Jacobson & Ilana Glazer 

Abbi Jacobson & Ilana Glazer 

(Source: landmarklabs)


Oct 3rd at 12AM / via: ethernius / op: sizvideos / 95,700 notes

sizvideos:

Video


Oct 1st at 10PM / via: nonfattmocca / op: wenchyfloozymoo / 493,411 notes

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